Working girl

So I am currently looking for a new job. I hate the process of job searching. I hate trying to sell myself, filling out applications, and writing cover letters. All for them to say "While we were impressed with your resume we have found someone better suited to the position." It's crap because if they were so impressed with me they would have hired me. But they didn't and I am still unemployed. Which sucks because I need the money and the boredom is killing me. Why can't a job just fall into my lap without me having to do anything? In a perfect world places would be knocking my door down to hire ME